Cubicle Feculence

Office Phone Conversation Overheard
(already in progress)

yes yes
fantastic
lick lick
what an interesting aroma springing out of your sphincter... lick
snif
magnificent much like yourself
pucker
smooch
reacharound
quick jerk
jerk jerk jerk
and
report
casual joke
insincere laugh
spinning in herman miller chair
giggling
deep breathe
release
i'll get back to you on that
bye now